Recipe for Crazy
Alanna Noel — writer, producer, and content creator best known for narrating her mental breakdowns over her meals — brings you a podcast unlike any other. (Actually… it’s probably like the rest of them… but with more garlic and less dignity.)
Recipe for Crazy boldly reclaims the word “crazy” as a term of endearment, power, and, occasionally, self-diagnosis. No thought is too wild, no ex is too innocent, and no recipe is too questionable.
Step inside Alanna’s world of unfiltered thoughts, home-cooked chaos, love, sex, existential spirals, and absolutely zero qualified opinions. It’s kitchen table talk… but the table is on fire and the narrator should probably be in a padded room but opted for a microphone instead.
Episodes
28 episodes
Happy Birthday to Me
Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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49:26
I'M IN... Need of Therapy
Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears.Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on t...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:08:22
I’M IN LIKE
This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happ...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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47:24
The Florida Diaries
Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida.
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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52:16
Beyond Insanity
With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent inte...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:22:05
Dead Moms Club
Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird.
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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46:16
BD BUT NO E!
Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba. Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and ...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:00:16
The Devil’s Tango
Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece.
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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30:06
Let's Be Honest...
Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episo...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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53:58
The One That Gets Me Sued
Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes whe...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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1:23:02
Mental Unwellness
Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chan...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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1:10:27
I've Been Exposed
Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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45:12
Depresh Mode
Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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59:48
Sorry SKIMS
Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan int...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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57:39
LYLAS with Courtney Robertson
Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling.
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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43:36
The Dave Neal Files
Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuit...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:17:32
Addicted to Courtney Robertson
Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep roote...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:17:09
The Alanna Noel Experience
Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood.
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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31:14
New Year Same Me
Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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47:36
Crazy Ex Bachelor Producer
Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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46:56
Gobble Me Swallow Me
Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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41:50
In Lexapro We Trust
Alanna blesses you with a breathtaking vocal performance before she talks about the seasonless food of her white boyfriend's past, her divine awakening, and spills the tea on the truth of reality show producing.
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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41:43
The Most Dramatic Episode Yet
Grab your Hot Cheetos and buckle in for part two of the most dramatic episode of Recipe for Crazy yet. TW: SA and drug use.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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53:46