Hosted by Alanna Noel, tv producer, writer, and cringeworthy influencer who rattles her intrusive thoughts over mediocre home cooking on the internet. Each week, Alanna unloads her stream of consciousness as she makes you laugh at the expense of others and probably herself. Each episode is just as unpredictable as the next. You will laugh, you might even cry... you might contact your local authorities. 

Tune in for discussions and drama involving food, sex, relationships, existentialism, reality tv, psychological warfare, and revenge as the host unleashes her twisted thoughts on unsuspecting listeners. Nothing is off limits. Sit back and (try to) relax as she verbally assaults you, herself, and anybody who dares to cross her.